Letterman's Top Ten List: "Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About
"Fahrenheit 9/11":
10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election
8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words
7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included
the part where I get him de****ted
6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and
gives people the finger
5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true
4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my
windpipe
3. Where the hell was Spider-man?
2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth
1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball
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Roger Friedman - Fox News Channel on F-9/11: "a really brilliant piece
of work, and a film that members of all political parties should see
without fail."
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Excerpted from:
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?messageDate=2004-07-04
