trusting yr gift
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music on:
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orchestral manouvres in the dark
'enola gay'
+++
hunters and collectors
'the slab'
+++
hello psychic blog
+++
so wot's wrong with bein a papal prince
besides th blue balls every day
+++
"bein taken for an aboriginal nobody"
+++
isnt that balance ?
+++
"is that why i sleep in a shithole ?"
maybe
+++
i paid off
th monoshock unicycle
fabrication
today
+++
course tripper
tried to give me a fitty
no man
this is th money i owe ya
+++
was funny as
+++
ya build a mean unicycle but
+++
nice when yr dealer
is yr unicycle fabricator
+++
george
'breathe in now'
+++
relax
tripper's real name doesnt appear in this
psychic blog
+++
i spent
seventeen yrs
in th underworld
minder in th showground
knockin on caravan doors
with shotguns attached to em
hi folks um
u make much money on th lower run ?
just um
yr 1200 in hock t us and
i dont fancy yr speedboat
ya paid too much for it man
+++
my boss was
well informed
knew wot they;d bought and
wot it cost em
+++
we bought and sold
everything
+++
he was th
showies
bank
+++
ya couldnt replace im glen
+++
not ever
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frente
'bizarre love triangle'
+++
ya cant
be runnin vans and
bee sellin to vans
at th same time
ya have to play
impartial
+++
i care factor
+++
but carry cunts with
twelve grand of debt who
will never pay it
ever
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with seven prices
+++
pink floyd
'wish you were here'
+++
he;d give you a cut rate man
+++
every time
old softy
+++
th poor cunts got
cheaper prices than th rich
+++
was weird
+++
and still
he'd say to me
to my face
i'm more important than you
i've got more money than you
+++
bite yr tongue paultje
decended from
th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition
pope benedict
a papal prince
just
smiel and nod
+++
ah man
+++
ben cullum
'these are the days/i get a kick out of you'
+++
are you dying old man ?
+++
i jumped off th truck
lay on th ground and
come on and beat me up now old man
he went spare
leavin th showground
he bought me a coke
+++
i'd drop him at a talker
any showie who could talk th leg off a dog
most of em
and go and unload
+++
and go look for im
still sellin and
so arthur daley like
+++
here
take this five bills and
i'll meet ya at th bar
hmm
all th broke buggers
+++
arrive with a smile
you bear bad tidings
+++
so how was yr lower run ?
+++
maroon 5
'she will be loved'
+++
well i spoke to yr cousin and
she had a shit run
+++
i'd throw some figures that were
thirty percent over
wot i was quoted and
fifty percent higher than actual
and we'd
talk
+++
i have to bring back a picture
to th man
+++
we're fifty grand in th hole on th
airshow washout and
our best customer is screamin poor
is this a good time to stand there squeelin when
u got a new boat attached to yr car
+++
love it when they just pay
without havin to play
head inquisitor on em
+++
my bosses youngest son
became a detective
+++
taught th drug squad for some time
+++
<<< smile >>>
+++
tenacious d
'one note song'
+++
ah th underworld
+++
i liked th showie who was a screw
+++
funny ppl
+++
dave lippman
'teenage immigrant mothers on drugs'
+++
<<< smile >>>
can i
write clues t th song
about to play
+++
eddie was funny as
+++
would pay ya from a roll
that would choke a horse
+++
flashin money
+++
feudin cousins
on different sides of th
street
+++
they'd stand together against you though
non gypsies
+++
after 17 yrs i was
almost trusted
manager of my ride
+++
inxs
'new sensation'
+++
but glen didnt want th manager he
listened to th boss
+++
u think he did th ordering ?
+++
he trained me
+++
we'd buy by hunch and
sell timely
+++
when th old fella
couldnt be trusted
to assign which truck did what
his son
th detective
would cum in and
be my offsider
+++
dont listen to that old cunt
this truck is goin
where i say in th morning
+++
hands up
who drove into indy race track
two days running
after 9/11
without bein even stopped by security
right
shut th fuck up
do as yr told
+++
i'm truck boss
i dont give a fuck wot he says
if ya do wot he says
which truck is gunna pick up th charcoal ?
+++
jewel
'the new wild west'
+++
he'll never let me manage it
when he retires i'm off
+++
still a minder
+++
old george
one of th head honchos of th show society
tryin to punch me thru th truck cab and
i still was allowed to enter th next showground
+++
"george's daughter"
she took in peter
"good ppl"
+++
i was young and
can reverse at
sixty odd kilometres an hour
in a truck
well so george said
+++
fuckin octogenarian
tryin to punch me in th head
+++
well if i wound th window down i would of
punched him back
sore nuts man
cmon
+++
emporers testicles
+++
wanna see me and my half brother at play
+++
he can punch me in th head
as hard as he likes
+++
the stranglers
'gold and brown'
+++
he cant knock me out
and i trained kick boxing
three yrs
+++
i care factor
yr six feet four
+++
my testicles
that ache every day say
u go down now
+++
when i meet a human
who can see my second kick
landin before th first thrown
i'm fucked
+++
i love ya man
for all that yr a cunt
yr honest about it
+++
i'll try to stop callin myself
sphincter boy
it bugs ya
+++
bein a papal prince and all
+++
i cant sing to racist cunts anymore
i'm sorry my all white half brother
+++
james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
+++
never
+++
blood
+++
we share a mother
+++
and an ancestor
"or two"
+++
i miss ya barbie girl
+++
xmas is coming
+++
i'm sure we'll talk before then
paulo's been dumping my female
friends
+++
i dont sing on strete corners anymore
+++
after six yrs i
got tired of
th
part aboriginal tag
+++
it just
+++
fined for ridin a safety bicycle
thru the fortitude valley entertainment district and
i w as ona man;s bike
a unicycle
no-one cared man
+++
no-one cared
+++
i cant
bring my surf unicycle to chester to have it
+++
Røyksopp
'eple'
+++
so beautiful
+++
it catches waves they
run otu and
crash tackle me
th clown
surfin on a unicycle
in th waves
+++
chester wants to fix u
i've paid him already
a unicycle hub
he's restored
+++
i tried explaining
he's beeing very mellow
+++
i'm surfing on one wheel they
come out and
crash tackle me
in a foot deep of surf
th wheel
in th cavitation zone
th tail
in th wave
she's
pushing me up th beach
+++
ah man
+++
maybe if u go out and do it man
+++
i'm middle aged and
wrong colour skin in australia
i'm sorry
+++
i go
in th surf maybe
twice a year
on surfers paradise beach
no-one wants it
+++
low tide and
27 inch semi racer unicycle
+++
testflight
+++
kylie minogue
'still standing'
+++
ah mum
+++
yr younger son says i
like bein th centre of attention
he a dreamer man
he cant accept
i've got th wrong colour skin
but calls me
black
by name
+++
wants me to live in a shed
+++
in th back yard
+++
hmmm
+++
pope benedict man
kinda sick of yr curse dude
+++
but
little brother knows who he is and
has th same trouble i do
i forgive him
always
+++
fuck u can talk dude
+++
makes me proud i
ran that party house to
raise u
+++
i did think about it
+++
beforehand
the farm
+++
kanye west
'golddigger'
+++
who are u talkin to man ?
+++
we have a connection
keep livin together
+++
seven girlfriends i've
walked out th door and
come back
+++
we wouldnt have
four unicycles
two chopper bicycle s and
nine cars in th yard
with wives
+++
skatebike
"goodies bike"
utility
u chopped it up
"it;s habit"
i love th new monoshock unicycle
"on it every day"
"dancing"
so
+++
"bitch"
+++
cunt
+++
"sister"
+++
twin brother
+++
"quarter million psychic kills"
it's in th blood
we seek truth
+++
it's not till
a read yr ancestors diary that you
realise who u are
who are u ?
+++
jimmy barnes
'flame trees'
+++
i'm the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta
+++
most psychic kills
of any witchdoctor in oz's history
longest history in th world
tens of thousands
of years
+++
it's good to bee the
witchdoctor
+++
tripper knows who i am
i get at least
double wot u do
for th same money
+++
but tripper
taught me how to
bunny hop a unicycle
when
he couldnt even ride one
+++
i'll ride my unicycle liek that says i
sufferer of sore balls
every day
+++
mik
love that man
well
actually
steve
+++
turned me back onto pot
+++
cooked asian tucker for ya
for six months
+++
ran yr restaurant when
ya had to duck to indonesia
+++
i wanna stiff these cunts and
u got ten mintues to decide
i work for u for
six months and
i'll run yr restaurant while u go on holiday
i've runt h joint next door for ten months and
we smoek joints together
and suck piss after work
waddya say ?
++
will smith
'girls aint nuthin but trouble'
+++
elizabeth hey steve man
+++
she wanted a boy
+++
my half brothers first girlfriend
+++
half dutch liek me
and
psychic as
+++
said my son;s name when i came
freaked th bitch out
+++
said he;'d be born monday at three
he was
+++
hmm
+++
didnt tell u my lineage man
i'm sorry
i love ya but
+++
was goodt ill she came along
wantina male child
three girls in arow and
her husbands family
blamin
her
male chooses th sex
who are these fuckin hicks chick ?
+++
oh dear
+++
another psychic bitch cme over and
another witch and
she so psychic she asked somethin
only elizabeth knows
i chucked a dummy spit
she'll never forgive me
twelve yrs she
waouldnt le ther husband touch th steraeo
withotu askin
hers
cause he would nt
let er drive his car at seventeen
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oh dear
+++
this bitch
i'm sorry andrew
callin yr mother a bitch in my diary
this biotch
ringin me
when i masturbate to
squeelin at me
i'm drippin
stop it man
+++
rickie lee jone
'on aturday afternoons in 1963'
+++
hi mum
+++
for fuck's sake mum
+++
yr second cousin
lead singer of
golden earring
sang radar love
u know how many bruises
that tale cost me
when we came home
in 1973
+++
a week after welanded
back from amsterdam i was
aboriginal
+++
bitch
+++
i cried at th airport
i cried thru th first night
i cried
for three months
+++
i came home to th 1974 floods
+++
too many secrets mum
+++
nirvana
'smells like teen spirit'
+++
wot other surprises
lie in store
in my family tree
+++
bein half dutch i
preferr a man's bike
only one wheel
i dont dig safety bicycles
+++
i think
sleepin across form
th king of thippies raft
in amsterdam
had somethin to do with it
+++
they didnt believe a word
+++
when i came home
+++
dark skin and
a touch of th tarbrush
+++
just
chased me around th playground
+++
but i
still
am descended form a pope and
my mothers secod cousin
recorded one of th best driving songs ever
radar love
+++
my half dutch psychic bitch
would call me
i'm dripping
you are a cunt
i am
+++
the black eyed peas
'where is the love'
+++
hate is so close to love
+++
she loved me so much
she had to hate me
+++
said our childs name when i came
+++
gave her th time and
day of his birth and
i see him
cryin big time
age four
she fucked off with him at four
+++
ya still love me
or ya wouldnt sill be hurtin me
+++
when one owman can keep up with me
i'll let u know
burned out more nymphomanics than i can count
+++
jane was an ex whore
high priced but
fucked back
+++
had to add an extra girfriend and
when th sex went under
one day in two
my ancestors genes kicked in
yr both fired
+++
they both
sent me happy birthday
on my next birthday
+++
i been workin towards
noen of my exgrilfriends
wishin me happy birthday
on my next birthday
+++
selena thought it was cute
three of my ex girlfriends
,messaged me on my brhtday
said nice thign sbaout me
i cant keep th bitches
+++
ah man
+++
the offspring
'staring at the sun'
+++
wot do i tell u andrew ?
+++
my old man scarpered
i scarpered
we both knew
we carried emporers testicles
+++
bye ye kid
i gave ya
four and half yrs and
you had three sisters livin at hoem and
yr mother went off th boil
hot as she is
+++
when yr nuts start
achin when yr in a closed room a with a woman and
it continues past puberty
welcome to th family
+++
various artists
'everythign starts with an e'
+++
u wont believe who is in yr family and
most of th family
hides it's past
+++
one thing little man
at 44
i;ve got sixpack abs and
i cant look at th ppl i grew up with
fuck wot clothes yr wearin
strip naked and
gag
+++
i drop into skatebowls on a unicycle at 44
i dont wannaliv eforever
so i'm probably doomed to
as a real psychic
i still cant see my own death
+++
bothers me
+++
hope to die - lyric
+++
"mad bitch"
mad cunts are us
+++
i've had my heart stop
it's no big deal
+++
every day is a good day
+++
live life
+++
i have
+++
father murdered my mother at eighteen
and her boyfriend
th bullet missed my head
+++
harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
+++
easier if you;ve dodged real bullets
+++
we bedded a roof this afternoon
never happened if ya
work for th
disabled employment servcie ok
+++
man
+++
th things ya have to do
to quiet yr emporers nuts
and keep em
comfortably numb
+++
pot costs money
+++
i dont talk to u
females
less i got pot so
+++
wot i get for bein
descended from a pope
+++
cunt
+++
elvis costello
'watching the detectives'
+++
it's just reality
get over it
+++
ya think he could be th
head inquisitor without bein
th head witch
cmon man
read french history
+++
only burned five witches
least of all
+++
in this book
the stoners bible
yr readin it
for three yrs
i fucked th head witch
of the gold coast
my bitch
morticia
down th edge of th island
+++
and i didnt know my defunct pope ancestor
was th head inquisitor
+++
makes sense now
+++
i lost wo metal keys
withmroticia
ont hbeach
we dumped her kids
and came back after dusk
i found both
six feet apart
just withdraw girl
let me feel em out
+++
i rang and
she squeeled hello paulie
how ya know it;s me"
"all th lights went out before th phone rang"
+++
flying lizards
'the best things in life are free'(i want money)
+++
i want stonking huge fucking magic
oh i got it
+++
womble said
cum to this xmas party
i stiffed mortica
had a date at eleven
xmas eve
i arrived hoem at four am
been goin out with her
two weeks
i been out
entertaining
seven french chicks
and one brazilian woman
and me and womble and
wal
got a bit carried away
+++
we were th entertainment
till i told them my last name
+++
oasis
'fucking in the bushes'
+++
yr french lady friend womble
didnt tell u
+++
and womble fucks
a friend of keith urbans
+++
stopped returnin yr calls
i proposed t th bitch
one yr th day
on th internet
before she got married
+++
we sang together
on cavill avenue
where she made
bmx bandits
+++
ah man
+++
yr a fuckhead
+++
but i love u
+++
middle of winte ri';ve
been iridin inth surf
no shirt
on a unicycle
womble is th first busker
who screams
s
top
i have a jumper for u
pls stop
+++
six yrs of
singin in th strete later
+++
i'm just as lost
+++
tatu
'all the things you said in russian'
+++
thank you kuta
womble is
half russian
+++
real magic
+++
i miss u man
fuck i miss u
+++
paulo wont let me sing
+++
public
+++
when nickie got married
12 mnths to th day my
personality went
blewey
paulo got th upper hand
he wasnt kind to u
i apologize
+++
we had to kill the singing unicycle man
he got too painfull to live
+++
rock n roll paulie
+++
i got lost with th aboriginals in th
fortitude valley and
+++
kuta grabbed me hard
+++
250000 kills so far
+++
i'm wearin 200000 dead in collateral damage
+++
harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
+++
you said they;ld kill me man
for wantin to prove magic real
five yrs online
not a scratch
+++
and that;s with
six yrs of
mad unicyclin
after mdinight
singin on strete corners
not one broken bone
+++
is all about conquerin fear dude
+++
the land surfer is alive
and well and
still testflyin
prototype unicycles
+++
womble would
smoke cones inth park
between music sesions
rober would
pla y\flamenco guitar
and
we'd do cones
in his car
th other robert and i
would smoke joints while we sang
i am many ppl
+++
U2
'desire'
+++
th first time a
girl cried out
there's a chick with no top on
i didnt know who she was talkin about
+++
then um
this chick wandered up and
askd to suck my nipple
and i
was still on th unicycle
+++
i wanna meet u again
freaked yr lady friend out
+++
i've seen worse
+++
i slide a unicycle
foot and half
big black
rubber mark
on th pavement
+++
and then sing liek a girl for
six or seven hours
+++
machine gun fellatio
'just b'coz'
+++
th durries have run out
time to go for a fly
i wont bee
flyin thriu th fortide valley this
fridya th thirteenth
on one wheel
surfin
but i havent forgotten
YOU
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"paulie"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
violent femmes
'old mother reagan'
