"Hanoi Jane Fonda" <hanoi_jane@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Attention to Liberals, Maoists, Trotskyites, Anarchists, & Other
> Assorted John Kerry Penis Puppets -The NYPD is Waiting to WELCOME You!
>
>
> We have some exciting new experimental chemical, kinetic and
> electrical crowd control toys that we're enthusiastic about trying on
> you. Our CS and OC gas sprays are guaranteed to spoil your mini-riots
> and girlee-man demonstrations as well as cause a few nasty side
> effects. Our new rubber and plastic bullets, which we really haven't
> had a chance to test up to now look extremely potent although we're
> not allowed to use them without a superior officer present,
> unfortunately.
>
> Our fine canine cops and mounted officers are, even as we speak,
> preparing their animals for the fun and games. We have several
> biomedical devices that, should things get completely out of hand we
> will probably be given authorization to use as well as the old standby
> peppergas, teargas and other useful irritants. In concert with DHS in
> Washington we are attempting to obtain a supply of the Army's new
> malodorant chemical crowd control dispensers that are capable of
> causing severe physical and psychological effects such as
> incapacitation, panic, or flight. One NYPD unit is now experimenting
> with several devices that nauseate by shaking the internal organs with
> sound waves(I kid you not). We of course have a variety of
> electroshock weapons that no permission is needed to use and these are
> just our non-lethal goodies. Our intelligence dept has also been busy
> for the last few weeks collecting the names of organizations and
> individuals( in concert with some local police) that we feel could be
> a disruptive influence in our fair city. We have an incomplete list
> (as of now) of certain ringleaders and potential trouble-makers who
> will be targeted (non-violently) at the first signs of trouble and
> removed from the picture. Certain intelligence officers have been
> successfully surfing the net and have identified certain committees
> that have been formed to arrange travel, lodging and instructions for
> potential troublemakers and several organizations based in New York
> City who plan to assist you losers have been identified. Undercover
> officers, a specialty of the NYPD will of course insinuate themselves
> into your ranks both before and after you arrive here. We will, of
> course, liaise with the FBI, the Secret Service and other Federal and
> regional law enforcement agencies to compare our lists with theirs.
> Starting in late July we will be making room in several fine jails for
> up to several thousand of you fools and arrangements have been made
> with neighboring municipalities to take up any overflow and, just a
> word of warning, don't plan on just an overnighter on this one. While
> some of these measures do skirt the edge of legality we plan on
> dealing with that AFTER your visit. So come to New York City and the
> convention, enjoy the sights, stay lawful and peaceful but be advised
> that at the first sign of any unlawful activity you will be subject to
> the consequences. While NYC is a pretty liberal city-be advised-the
> NYPD will still give you animals the beat-down of your lives if you
> piss us off
>
> Peace and Love Liberal Comrades
>
>
Sa-weet! I hope to see some of the shenanigans on MSNBC.
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