On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 01:18:10 -0400, Hanoi Jane Fonda
<hanoi_jane@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>Commandments for Leftwing Liberals
>
>How to be a Good Leftwing Liberal
>
>1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
>federal funding.
if your a republican you believe that AIDS is spread by reading ****
or watching "Will & Grace".
>
>2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
>graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids
>about ***.
if your a republican you believe that anyone who teaches bible cl*****
should get an automatic PhD and teach ***. The entire class is one
word... DON'T!
>
>3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
>are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
>of Chinese and North Korean communists.
if your a republican you believe that you can wave the flag about gun
rights but do nothing about repealing every gun law since 1968.
>
>4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
if your a republican you believe that tattos are the poor mans way of
investing in art.
>
>5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
>cyclical, do***ented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
>by soccer moms driving SUVs.
if your a republican you believe that driving an SUV helps the
environment.
>
>6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
>homo***ual is natural.
if your a republican you believe that if it isn't in the bible you
can't do it.
>
>7. You have to be against capital punishment for criminals, even
>murderers, but sup****t abortion on demand.
>8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and
>governments create prosperity.
if your a republican you believe that its governments responsibility
to give those in power no bid contracts.
>
>9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
>activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
still waiting for Bush to repeal gun control
enough republican crap
THOM
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