On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 00:11:37 GMT, thomandpam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Thom)
wrote:
>On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 01:18:10 -0400, Hanoi Jane Fonda
><hanoi_jane@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>>Commandments for Leftwing Liberals
>>
>>How to be a Good Leftwing Liberal
>>
>>1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
>>federal funding.
>if your a republican you believe that AIDS is spread by reading ****
>or watching "Will & Grace".
>>
>>2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
>>graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids
>>about ***.
>
>if your a republican you believe that anyone who teaches bible cl*****
>should get an automatic PhD and teach ***. The entire class is one
>word... DON'T!
>>
>>3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
>>are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
>>of Chinese and North Korean communists.
>
>if your a republican you believe that you can wave the flag about gun
>rights but do nothing about repealing every gun law since 1968.
>>
>>4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
>
>if your a republican you believe that tattos are the poor mans way of
>investing in art.
>>
>>5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
>>cyclical, do***ented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
>>by soccer moms driving SUVs.
>
>if your a republican you believe that driving an SUV helps the
>environment.
>>
>>6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
>>homo***ual is natural.
>
>if your a republican you believe that if it isn't in the bible you
>can't do it.
>>
>>7. You have to be against capital punishment for criminals, even
>>murderers, but sup****t abortion on demand.
>
>>8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and
>>governments create prosperity.
>
>if your a republican you believe that its governments responsibility
>to give those in power no bid contracts.
>>
>>9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
>>activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
>
>still waiting for Bush to repeal gun control
>
>enough republican crap
That's enough on both sides
>
>THOM
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