Re: to the tune of 'if yer happy and you know it'.

"Doc Martian" wrote:

>dick cheney was in his bunker when he fired....
>dick cheney was in his bunker when he fired...
>from his undisclosed location...
>he dropped the whittingtaton...
>dick cheney was in his bunker when he fired.
>
>he was aiming at a bunch of flying quail...
>he was aiming at a bunch of flying quail...
>they were flying on a bevel...
>when he shot the lawyer devil....
>dick cheney was in his bunker when he fired.
>
>if yer ever goin' huntin' with dick cheney...
>be sure that your orange ****rt sez 'please don't shoot me'...
>he won't give you a lewinsky...
>just a mess of birdshot insk ye.
>dick cheney was in his bunker when he fired.

 All I'd thought of was:

Jingle bells, shotgun shells
BB's all the waaaaay!
&
I won't go huntin' with you Jake
But I'll go chasin' women
So put yore hound back in the pound
And quit yore silly grinnin'...


 Sheesh! Ya shoot one of your hunting buddies,
and they never let you hear the end of it!