Leo Great news, Leo. This week you stand a very good chance of
winning a stage in the Tour de France! That is, if you happen to be
competing in it, but frankly, I don't see why you shouldn't be. I do
wonder
about you finding the time to read this forecast, though. Go to bed! You
need to keep up your strength.
Virgo This week, you'll be as happy as punch, and you'll feel even
happier every time you hear a song by the late Freddy Mercury, who
incidentally was born a Virgo too. And all that joy is because that odd
hot
planet that was named after good old Freddy isn't about to transit the sun
anytime soon. It's just hanging about, orbiting the sun a little while
minding it's own business, and making you cheerful. Galileo! Figaro!
Magnifico!
Libra Don't you just hate it when you discover a drowning fruit
fly
in your glass of Chablis? Things like that only bother you if you notice
them. You probably have swallowed dozens of them happily, without
realising
it. So here's the point I'm trying to get across: try to take less of an
interest in the trivial nuisances that life tends to offer, and you'll get
much more fun ánd protein out of it as a result.
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