Doc had this to say, "I feel honored at the award the multi-doctorate
committee awarded me today, and I intend to use this prestigious honor to
see that the fascist state of Israel gets nuked silly by someone BESIDES
the
CIA, because the CIA would NEVER nuke our LOYAL ALLIES and BESTEST BUDDIES
Laughing Boy err, I mean Israel."
The Fartknocker Prize is a prize awarded yearly by a PRESTIGIOUS committee
to Doc Martian for his work in making sure that atrocities like the Lavon
Affair, The U.S.S. Liberty attack, Sabra/Shatila, and 9/11 never happen
again.