<joblard@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Sep 6, 10:22 pm, "anonym" <ano...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> Our founder, the ****tly Neil Barker, got himself engaged to the elegant
>> Emma
>> during their recent visit to Prague. The wedding is scheduled for 2009
>> and
>> I'm sure you will all join me in sending to the corpulent couple our
very
>> best wishes.
>>
>> Now, 2009 is not too far ahead so maybe we should start a wedding gift
>> list
>> now then they won't end up with 4 toasters and no bread. ROLF!
>>
>> I shall be sending them a voucher for Greggs Bakery which can be
redeemed
>> for a wide variety of hot baked goods: Freshly baked throughout the day
>> in
>> Greggs shops, the range of pasties and bakes offer a wide variety of
>> fillings. Gregg's offering ranges from the traditional Cheese and Onion
>> pasty, to the more adventurous Steak Bake. The ever-popular Sausage
Roll
>> continues to be one of Neil's favourite products.
>>
>> Please add your intended gift below.
>
> A book on grebes, and a lifetime's supply of lard.
A very apt gift. Edible lubricant for the corpulent couple then something
to
read when it's all over. Very thoughtful of you.


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