anonym wrote:
> <joblard@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:1189158875.392906.308090@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> On Sep 6, 10:22 pm, "anonym" <ano...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>> Our founder, the ****tly Neil Barker, got himself engaged to the
elegant
>>> Emma
>>> during their recent visit to Prague. The wedding is scheduled for 2009
>>> and
>>> I'm sure you will all join me in sending to the corpulent couple our
very
>>> best wishes.
>>>
>>> Now, 2009 is not too far ahead so maybe we should start a wedding gift
>>> list
>>> now then they won't end up with 4 toasters and no bread. ROLF!
>>>
>>> I shall be sending them a voucher for Greggs Bakery which can be
redeemed
>>> for a wide variety of hot baked goods: Freshly baked throughout the
day
>>> in
>>> Greggs shops, the range of pasties and bakes offer a wide variety of
>>> fillings. Gregg's offering ranges from the traditional Cheese and
Onion
>>> pasty, to the more adventurous Steak Bake. The ever-popular Sausage
Roll
>>> continues to be one of Neil's favourite products.
>>>
>>> Please add your intended gift below.
>>
>> A book on grebes, and a lifetime's supply of lard.
>
> A very apt gift. Edible lubricant for the corpulent couple then
something to
> read when it's all over. Very thoughtful of you.
Is not such dry reading antithetical to such lubric(i)ous manoeuvrage?
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