Our star kOOk Doogie is recognized for two awards this month. There is
tough
competition this month with a 3 way vote for the TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN
AWARD, but I think we can edge the other two out with your sup****t. Make
sure
you check out the BALSA GAVEL award, too.
Ensure this ballot is posted to alt.usenet.kooks for your vote to count.
On Thu, 1 May 2008 21:37:27 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler
<wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2008 Usenet Kook
>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
>* you are a notorious net.kook
>* you attempt to vote twice
>* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>* you vote for or against yourself
>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>* you have officially been declared non-existent
>* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on May 9th to cast your votes.
>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
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>
>BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, one may vote on the question for /both/
> candidates)
>
> Brandon and Amber Herbert
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Greg "Greegor" Hanson
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Anthony X
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> David Tholen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Anthony X
> David Tholen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Daniel Joseph Min
> David Tholen
> Douglas Grant
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> John Wentzky
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Daniel Joseph Min
> David Tholen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Daniel Joseph Min
> John Wentzky
> Johnny Wizard
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Daniel Joseph Min
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>BALSA GAVEL
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Douglas Grant
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Meat Plow
> Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Donald Alford AKA Wizard of Odds
> Pamela Russell
> Abstain
>
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bert "Bertrude" Hoff and Scott "Schattie" Abraham
> Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
> Abstain
>
>OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Colonel Jake
> Jeff Relf
> Abstain
>
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>
>Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
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