On Thu, 1 May 2008 21:37:27 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler
<wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2008 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on May 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, one may vote on the question for /both/
candidates)
Brandon and Amber Herbert
YES
NO
Abstain
Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
YES
NO
Abstain
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Greg "Greegor" Hanson
Neither of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Anthony X
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Neither of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
David Tholen
Neither of the above
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Anthony X
David Tholen
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
David Tholen
Douglas Grant
None of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
"Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron
YES
NO
Abstain
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
"Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
YES
NO
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
John Wentzky
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
None of the above
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
David Tholen
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
John Wentzky
Johnny Wizard
None of the above
Abstain
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
YES
NO
Abstain
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
David Tholen
YES
NO
Abstain
BALSA GAVEL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Douglas Grant
YES
NO
Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Meat Plow
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
Neither of the above
Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
"Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
YES
NO
Abstain
KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)
Donald Alford AKA Wizard of Odds
Pamela Russell
Abstain
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Bert "Bertrude" Hoff and Scott "Schattie" Abraham
Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
Abstain
OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Colonel Jake
Jeff Relf
Abstain
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Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
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