Fox News "Journalist" Position Available
Job Duties: Shameless denigration of liberals. Kowtowing to conservative
muckety-mucks.
Skills: Demonizing perceived enemies. Pretending to have a sense of
humor.
Able to comb own hair.
Must be able to work with Sean Hannity.
If interested please send headshot to:
Republican Entertainment Television
Dept. of Political Agendas
1776 Flagdrape Way
Cor****ate Haven, Delaware
or email to: BillMcCarthy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
and abandonment of convictions may be necessary.
We are an equal op****tunity employer.
God-hating secularists need not apply.
