Only 24 hours left. Our own Doogie is llocked iin a 3 way battle for the
Tony
Sidiway Drama Queen Award with 2 other kOOks.. Come on, you know he
deserves
it! Get those votes IN!
Also note that Doogie is up for the Balsa Gavel in recognition of his kOOk
sUIt
activities. This last weekend was only a gentle reminder of how much
Doogie
deserves this citation.
On Fri, 9 May 2008 06:04:07 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"
<pinku-sensei@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
>news:fvdd6n$mpg$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>Forwarded to groups with candidates on the ballot which also have active
>resident kookologists who have not yet voted. Deadline to vote is in
less
>than 24 hours.
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2008 Usenet Kook
>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on May 9th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, one may vote on the question for
>> /both/ candidates)
>>
>> Brandon and Amber Herbert
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> Greg "Greegor" Hanson
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Anthony X
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Anthony X
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>> David Tholen
>> Douglas Grant
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> "Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> John Wentzky
>> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>> John Wentzky
>> Johnny Wizard
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> BALSA GAVEL
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Douglas Grant
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Meat
Plow
>> Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Donald Alford AKA Wizard of Odds
>> Pamela Russell
>> Abstain
>>
>> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Bert "Bertrude" Hoff and Scott "Schattie" Abraham
>> Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
>> Abstain
>>
>> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Colonel Jake
>> Jeff Relf
>> Abstain
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
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