NINE KEY WORDS
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I received the following Email from someone that lurks on alt.military,
and I did not write the email, and I don't know if it is all true.
Moreover, considering the typical ridiculous, absurd and obviously false
claims about my military service that originates from Sp4 Nigel Brooks
and his gang, I also hereby certify and attest this email is NOT a
secret coded message that only Sp4 Nigel Brooks can decode with his
secret Federal Agent midget decoder and mind reading ring. This means
Mr. Sp4 Brooks and Mr. Uy Uy's inevitable claims that this email is me
really claiming in code (a code they can only read of course) that (1) I
was a CIA cross border assassin that sniper killed Ho Chi Minh, HOORAH -
(2) that I personally killed 1803 enemy soldiers in Vietnam and then
feasted on their bodies (burp) (3) that I was a secret member of the Mi
Lai massacre, (let god sort them out) that I hunted down and murdered
unarmed Priests (take that choir boy) (4) that I was trained by the
Martian Army on Mars, and I have green blood, and retractable fangs
(slurp), (5) that the movie "Rambo" was copied after my deeds in Vietnam
and I still live in caves in the northwest (6) and best of all, I went
to the Carlise War College to study WWII tactics even before I was
born!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHHA. Such preposterous Sp4 Nigel Brooks' smear and
fraud gang claims about me are, as usual, blatantly false and equally
ridiculous.
Doug Grant (Tm)
9 Words Women Use
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in "fine."
(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing . (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
you at all. In this case, DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will
bring on a "whatever").
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.a0
End Email.
The above is also not a secret squirrel code that only Sp4 Brooks can
read, nor is it a mind reading example of how Federal Agent Secret
Squirrel, er, Sp4 Brooks, can read minds in respect to his claims that I
received a general court martial for fragging my last five Lieutenants,
feasted on their dead bodies (haunches only) and then stole their
identities. (Hint - don't believe the mind reading claims of Federal
Agent "Secret Squirrel" nor his nutseys.)
Doug Grant (Tm)
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