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On Fri, 9 May 2008 16:53:30 -0700, "DGVREIMAN" <dgvreiman@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>NINE KEY WORDS
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>I received the following Email from someone that lurks on alt.military,
Snip Doogie Spooge and usual lies from his chump
>Doug Grant (Tm)
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>9 Words Women Use
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>(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
>right and you need to shut up.
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>(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
>Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
>minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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>(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
>you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
>end in "fine."
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>(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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>(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
>often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
>idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
>with you about nothing . (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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>(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
>make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
>deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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>(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
>you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
>she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
>you at all. In this case, DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will
>bring on a "whatever").
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>(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!
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>(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
>this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
>is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
>wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.a0
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>End Email.
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>The above is also not a secret squirrel code that only Sp4 Brooks can
>read, nor is it a mind reading example of how Federal Agent Secret
>Squirrel, er, Sp4 Brooks, can read minds in respect to his claims that I
>received a general court martial for fragging my last five Lieutenants,
>feasted on their dead bodies (haunches only) and then stole their
>identities. (Hint - don't believe the mind reading claims of Federal
>Agent "Secret Squirrel" nor his nutseys.)
>
>Doug Grant (Tm)
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