CONGRATULATIONS goes out to our own Douglas Grant, aka Douglas G. Reiman,
aka
"Doogie", aka Dietz etc. the winner of not one but TWO AUK awards. The
Tony
Sidaway Drama Queen Award and the The Balsa Gavel. Lifetime Achievement
Award.
Doogie, now make sure you thank all those who voted for you.
Just think! If you hadn't had these awards locked up, your inane antics
the
last two weeks just guaranteed your selection!
You can pick up your awards by stopping by Fluffy's Litter Box on AUK.
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RESULTS:
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
The winner is...DOUGLAS GRANT!
12 votes Douglas Grant
08 votes Daniel Joseph Min
05 votes David Tholen
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Doogie! Your long history of melting down, extending
back
to your wails of protestation over the results of the
rec.gambling.blackjack.moderated election a decade ago, has finally been
recognized.
BALSA GAVEL
The winner is...DOUGLAS GRANT!
Douglas Grant
22 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, Doogie! Your long history of hauling your online
adversaries into court has finally been recognized, making you the first
winner of this rarely presented award since Tim Bolen won it for September
2006, the first month I counted the ballot and announced the winners.
Now,
don't bang the award on the table--it might shatter on you!
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And a hearty MEOW to Fluffy!
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