Our own Doogie is up for the Bullis Bolo Foam Duck Award for his
exceptional
kOOkiness and incompetent lieing on USENET.
Go Doogie Go!!!
Please make sure your ballot is posted to alt.usenet.kooks
On Mon, 2 Jun 2008 06:01:21 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler
<wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2008 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on June 10th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Ernie Primeau
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Jonathan Herr
Seon Ferguson
Neither of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
Neither of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
JTEM
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
Neither of the above
Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
BONZO
Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
"Quantum AetherDynamics Institute" by David Thomson
"UFOs guided Cyclone Nargis" by Jan Pajak
Neither of the above
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
David Tholen
Neither of the above
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
John Wentzky
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
John Wentzky
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Douglas Grant
YES
NO
Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter,
trained by Meat Plow
YES
NO
Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
"Marcia's first sockpuppet sleeper troll" by marcia of SPP
YES
NO
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Gerald Newton
Abstain
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)
Charles Lysaght
John Wentzky
Abstain
KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)
Alexa Cameron
Pamela Russell
Abstain
AUK MASCOT
(Vote for one or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Colonel Jake
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
Abstain
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Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
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